Discussions with Cat

We are discussing the best times to crawl on top of my chest while I am sleeping, why it is not necessary to pretend kill some imaginary animal pawing dry food pellets all over the kitchen floor in the process, why it is not safe to grab a tube of paint and take off with it, opening and closing cabinet doors repeatedly between 2 am and 6 am, and I’m trying to get an understanding of reasons why it is so fun to scare and chase your brother when he is peeing in the litter box in peace.